Aadmi: Khan Sahab Yaha Se Clifton Kaun Si Bas Jaati Hai? Pathan: 20 Nambar Wali! Aadmi: Agar 20 Nambar Wali N Mile To? Pathan: Fir 1010 Ki Do Pakad Lena!
Pathan Ko Ek Anjan Nambar Se Masaj Aaya! Usane Apane Sab Doston Se Vo Maisej Peper Pe Likhvaya Magar Kyon? Sabki Likhavat Maisej Ki Likhavat Se Mach Karne Ke Liye!
Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya! Pathan Hansne Laga! Dost: Vo Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Hans Rahe Ho! Pathan: Bhagane Do Charjar To Mere Pas Hai!
Ek Baar Ek Pathan Sicil Par Gun Gunata Hua Ja Raha Tha! Raste Men Usane Ek Aurat Ko Sicil Se Mar Diya! Aurat: Andhe Ho Kya Brak Nahin Mar Sakte The? Pathan: Pura Sicil Maar Diya Ab Brak Marne Se Kya Fayda!
Pathan (Doctor Se): Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota Hai Kya? Doctor: Ha Dudh Men Calcium Hota Hai Isliye! Pathan: Achchha To Fir Bhains Ka Bachcha Kyon Kala Hai?
Doctor: Ye Sirap 2 Chammach Subah 2 Chammach Dophar 2 Chammach Raat Ko 3 Din Tak Lene Hai! Pathan: Apna Davai Apne Paas Rakho Hamara Ghar Men Itna Chammach Nahin Hai!